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Let us all call on the Great and Mighty Oracle to answer the most vexing and troubling questions of our day!
Today’s question:
“Be honest with me. Do these jeans make me look fat?“
Oh Great and Mighty Oracle, we beseech you! Share with us your wisdom. Answer our pleas!!
Uh ....
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Well that's all I have for now. Good night everyone!!
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About Ken PerezKen's prior life has been a mind-bending succession of spectacular pratfalls, deadly near-misses and major recriminations. Now, firmly established in the always-inevitable role of responsible family man, Ken is trying to find the right balance between family, work, creative fulfillment, and satisfying the undeniable urge for bacon & a stylish minivan. Ken's Bio in Haiku Form my beautiful wife and kids, superman, and sleep: these things i hold true.
That’s probably the most dangerous question in the Universe. Thank you mighty Oracle for your answer. It will help save many relationships. Right Annabel Lobo-Solis ?