The Oracle #1, A Comic Strip Essay

Let us all call on the Great and Mighty Oracle to answer the most vexing and troubling questions of our day!

Today’s question:

“Why can’t Dwight Howard and Stan Van Gundy get along?
Don’t they know they’re ruining the Orlando Magic’s viability as a basketball franchise?”

Oh Great and Mighty Oracle, we beseech you! Share with us your wisdom. Answer our pleas!!

Howard is a spoiled baby. Van Gundy is annoying.

Well that's all I have for now. Good night everyone!!

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Post a comment and let us know!

About the Author

Ken's prior life has been a mind-bending succession of spectacular pratfalls, deadly near-misses and major recriminations. Now, firmly established in the always-inevitable role of responsible family man, Ken is trying to find the right balance between family, work, creative fulfillment, and satisfying the undeniable urge for bacon & a stylish minivan. Ken's Bio in Haiku Form my beautiful wife and kids, superman, and sleep: these things i hold true.

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